Ok. So you already know that I find the Twilight movies merely tolerable, that I think the books are awful… but I also completely adore writing spitefic (and reading the fanfic, because there’s a lot of writers out there who are superior to Meyer).
My current spitefic series is Mending Sunrise, which removes the FAIL in the Breaking Dawn novel and makes Bella a genuine Mama Bear. So you can imagine how happy I was when these pictures came out in Entertainment Weekly, because it just screams “Mama Bear Bella!”
“I realized that I could kill him for my daughter’s sake, and I wouldn’t feel a thing.
This was not good. He had to leave before I lost it.”
— from my spitefic Convicted