“The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.”
Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours?
“The owls are not what they seem. Repent: they too, have teeth.”
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
“The trees are gone when you look away. Prepare: they will whisper you your fate.”
“The owls do not know you. Sleep well: they, too, have teeth.”
…But owls have beaks not teeth.
“Your teeth cannot reach you. Prepare: they, too, have teeth.”
Ominous is right…
Your enemies are gone when you look away. Sleep well: they lie in wait.
I wasn’t going to reblog this one but…The crystals are gone when you look away. So look away. They too have teeth
The owls are not lost but waiting. Prepare: they come ever faster.
So am I gonna finally get my Hogwarts letter, or…?
“The owls are gone when you look away. Sleep well: they lie in wait.”
Is this gonna be like a Birdemic kinda thing, or what? o.o
I think I should do one for Darkiplier. I’m counting June as His “birth” month (ie. the debut of “Raspy Hill” when we first became aware of Him) and His being the eldest of the Iplier Egos.
“The secrets are not lost but waiting. Prepare: They come ever faster.”
*a droning noise is heard through Melissa’s cellphone*
“That was very useful, My dear. Thank you for sparing a moment for Me.”
“No problem, Sir. Have a good night.”
*her screen displays a disconnect notice*
(Ya creepy bastard.)
shit Melissa that was oddly accurate
IKR? He can still give the heebies and the jeebies when He’s not even around to do it Himself! The Ominous Statement Generator definitely lives up to its name, in this case.