Mark’s egos as cinnamon rolls.

Wilford Warfstache: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you… with bubblegum and glitter.

The Host: Looks like a blind cinnamon roll, will smack you with his bat if you piss him off.

Darkiplier: Looks like He could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll (or so He’d like you to think).

Ed Edgar: A Southern fried cinnamon roll who knows a good deal.

Bim Trimmer: A talkative cinnamon roll who has an unrequited love for Matthias.

King of the Squirrels: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll… with extra peanut butter.

Silver Shepherd: Looks like a cinnamon roll in spandex, is a cinnamon roll in spandex.

FNAF!Mark: Looks like a traumatized cinnamon roll, is actually an effective leader.

Babyplier: Looks like a pint-sized cinnamon roll, is a Baby Geniuses reject.

Yandereplier: Looks like she could kill you, just wants you to be her senpai.

Google IRL: Looks like he could kill you, is actually programmed to destroy humankind.

Bingiplier: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is just default.

Doctor Iplier: A sinnamon roll for those with a medical fetish.

(I had to, okay? I just wanted to list Mark’s egos in a non-boring kind of way.)

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