I woke up in my bed. I looked around my bedroom and saw Darkiplier in my closet. I shut the closet so tightly and then I ran to my bed and covered myself in blankets to protect myself.

HEY, DARK! LOVE YA AND ALL, AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN YOUR THREE-PIECE SUIT, BUT HOW ABOUT NOT SCARING MY READERS, OKAY?! COULD YA NOT?! PLEASE?!?

…Also, why are You lurking in Lovely’s closet? Are You looking for a new pair of shoes or something?

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Mostly, I write stuff. And, like the Egyptians and the Internet, I put cat pictures on my walls. Also, I can read your Tarot.