Mark, you stinker. Setting your fandom ablaze like this. Tsk, tsk. For shame!
But seriously. I’d like to mention two things I’m currently thinking on this to my readers/fellow fans.
- There’s no way you can convince me this isn’t a certain entity’s bachelor pad.
- The number thing appears to be a countdown, with a number for each passing day. If my educated guess is correct, 1 falls on Columbus Day.
Which entity do we know has a thing for showing up on holidays, the ones we mere mortals enjoy celebrating with festivals and whatnot? And is known to be classy AF, because he enjoys making one hell of an impression?
I’ll give you a hint: Just like ZZ Top says, every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man.