Another theory…

This one, like some of the others, may make your head explode. Or, it may be an easier pill to swallow, depending on your perspective.

The reality of Who Killed Markiplier? isn’t our reality. It’s an alternate universe.

So Mayor Damien and the Colonel? They’re definitely Dark and Wilford… but not the Dark and Wilford we know. Damien is Dark with a conscience – a softer Darkiplier, if you will. And the Colonel is a Wilford Warfstache who never became a talkshow host, but stayed in the military instead.


The version of Mark we see is an eccentric millionaire playboy who hosts lavish parties and throws money around at the gambling table, as if it doesn’t mean anything to him… Rather than the humble, hardworking and charitable Youtuber we know and love.

The 1920′s vibes? That’s because that’s where this reality’s society is currently at in terms of its infrastructure and development. It’s not our world… we’re just guests here, seeing through someone else’s eyes.


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