a seltzer with cocaine The best cure for a hangover.

   – Requested by @markiplitessepticeyes

Funnily enough, if this is set in the 1920′s, then that’s actually historically accurate.

Also? Seltzer and cocaine were two of the ingredients that made up the original Coca-Cola soft drink. Cocaine was considered to both relax and improve focus, and it was in everything at the time. Including (and I stg I’m not making this up) CHILDREN’S COUGH MEDICINE.

Of course, once people realized cocaine was actually bad for you, it got removed from everything. Including (obviously) Coca-Cola’s recipe.


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