Stages of Watching an Ego Video

sageofsarcasm:

melissatreglia:

trashimagines:

Stage 1- Excitement: OH MY GOD IT’S INCREDIBLE LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED 

Stage 2- Grief: WAIT IT’S OVER??? NONONO THAT CAN’T BE THE END 

Stage 3- Confusion: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL JUST HAPPENED??!!!???!! 

Stage 4- Searching: TUMBLR. TUMBLR HELP ME. HELP ME FIGURE THIS BULLSHIT OUT 

Stage 5- Anger: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE IF I DON’T GET AN EXPLANATION I WILL KILL EVERYTHING YOU LOVE 

Stage 6- Sadness: *intense sobbing* 

Stage 7- Insanity: *Scream-cry-laughing* EVERYTHING IS DEATH MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD I HATE YOU ALL I SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE VOID PLEASE TAKE ME THIS VIDEO WAS FANTASTIC AND I HATE IT 

Stage 8 BONUS (if you get that far)- Acceptance: I am void of emotion nothing has meaning anymore

I went from a mix of sadness/insanity, and looped right back to anger.

MARK, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT!!!!

I think I’ve cycled through this about five times since WKM

For me, I took a long-ass time going through those stages. Except the excitement part; that was while the videos were stilll new.

Then Chapter fucking Four happened. And it was all downhill from there.

My poor smiley, cane-wielding bean. He deserved better. 🙁

I mean, I knew he was gonna end up being Darkiplier in the end. But like that? Ugh. I guess I didn’t need my heart anyway.

(I’m also still clinging to the hope that this is just a story the Host wrote, and the real Dark is dicking with us, and this is NOT ACTUALLY CANON. I will cling to that hope and go down with this goddamn ship!)

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