fear-is-nameless:

You get a tragic backstory!

You get a tragic backstory!

Is there anyone else I should know about that has a tragic backstory?!

….

Don’t…..

It’s like we’re at the Oprah Show of character development.

“You get a tragic backstory! And you get a tragic backstory! Everybody gets a tragic backstory!”

(I figured the Host’s would/will be because, well, he lost his eyes and all. Probably violently, too. But otherwise, no more sadness. I’m outie 5000%.)

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