hyper-kitten-9:

melissatreglia:

sageofsarcasm:

my-dark-words:

sageofsarcasm:

melissatreglia:

I would vote for Darkiplier.

Whatever shenanigans he’d get up to in a four-year term could not possibly be as bad as what our current president has managed to do in the last ten months.

You know your country done fucked up when the man currently in charge makes a manipulative, rage-filled demon look GOOD.

very much this

how fucking stupid can you get

i want to exit

this

planet

The literal manipulative rage filled demon:

– prioritises control in a world that seems to be spiralling out of it.
– does not care about your race/gender/economic circumstance, you are all equal (and lesser)
– is clever
– is well spoken and tolerable to observe on tv

end. me.

@my-dark-words, EXACTLY.

DARKIPLIER FOR PRESIDENT START THE CAMPAIGN

“Vote Darkiplier in 2020. At least you’ll KNOW how you’re gonna get screwed.”

“My candidate is a LITERAL FUCKING DEMON. What’s your guy’s excuse?”

“Darkiplier for President: Hey, he’s an improvement over the last one!”