sageofsarcasm:

viostormcaller:

sassy-in-glasses:

waffleducttapedtoadoor:

landrykilledyetanotherguy:

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

YES

I couldn’t. I’m on the internet all the time, it’s where 90% of my friends are. I’d be way too lonely. Plus, no Jack or Mark or Ethan for a month. Gonna have to do a hard pass on that one

I could live with a laptop and no internet. It doesn’t say I can’t have a laptop. As long as I have a word processing software, I’m good.

Or a notebook. Worst case scenario, give me a notebook and I’m good for months.

Seriously, there’s no downside to this.

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