Turns out the phrase “bless you” is divine and as you go through life, you accumulate Afterlife Points everytime someone ‘blesses you’. The more points you have, the higher your rank in the afterlife. You have several allergies, and you happen to have many very polite friends.


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Mostly, I write stuff. And, like the Egyptians and the Internet, I put cat pictures on my walls. Also, I can read your Tarot.