“Aw c’mon–don’t pretend you’ve never heard of me! Schrodinger’s cat, the living paradox, Haruhara Ikuto himself!” There was a pause as he remembered– “Well, if you hadn’t heard of me, now you have! Not like that matters too much–what’s important!” Jesus, he finally took a breath. “Is that I’m here for your heart! Or… head! Liver? I don’t care–I’m here to fight you!”

(Dark is not impressed. He looks mildly annoyed, actually.)

Please. For you, it might be a somewhat noble quest to fight Me. For Me, it’s another Tuesday. 

You haven’t been the first, and you will not be the last to attempt to end My existence. And if entire armies of demon hordes could not destroy Me, however could you?

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