So what benefit are you getting from this? Sorry buddy, you probably get these questions a lot but I hardly trust normal people let alone a hellgod -🌟

(Dark merely shrugs.)

Companionship. People need people, after all. And people who need people are the luckiest people in the world.

(Just try to wrap your mind around the fact that the Hellgod actually quoted Barbra Streisand in that little spiel.)

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Mostly, I write stuff. And, like the Egyptians and the Internet, I put cat pictures on my walls. Also, I can read your Tarot.