You seem too happy. This is obviously out first interaction but you’re a hellgod? Shouldn’t you be, like, trying to take my soul or something? Something other than offering affection?? I mean you can have my soul if you want tbh I’m not using it for anything good -🌟

I like mortals, and they seem to like Me. Provided I am given the proper respect, our association could prove mutually beneficial. 

There is much to enjoy in this world and, as they say, more than one way to skin a cat.

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Mostly, I write stuff. And, like the Egyptians and the Internet, I put cat pictures on my walls. Also, I can read your Tarot.