forget the dads, just let him date space.

Failing that, he could always become a consort of Urania, the Muse of astronomy. They’d have a very happy relationship together, I think.

FYI, for those who aren’t huge mythology nerds: The Muses are nine ancient Greek goddesses, daughters of Zeus (the King of the Gods) and Mnemosyne (the Mother of Memory), who were tasked with inspiring mortal men in various artistic and scientific fields.


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