How the egos would respond to being stabbed

Scneep: oh no, I’m allergic

Chase: it sword seems like you’ve got a problem with me….ha get because it’s a kni-*dies*

Wilford: sure it’s the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment but does it come with a receipt?

Google: *grabs the sword by the blade, pulls it out, and hands it back" you dropped this

Dark: that’s unfortunate

Jim: rude

In a fic I wrote, Dark gets stabbed with a (supernatural) hunter’s knife. He calmly yanks it out and says, “Pity. I really did like this suit.


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