How the egos would respond to being stabbed
Scneep: oh no, I’m allergic
Chase: it sword seems like you’ve got a problem with me….ha get because it’s a kni-*dies*
Wilford: sure it’s the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment but does it come with a receipt?
Google: *grabs the sword by the blade, pulls it out, and hands it back" you dropped this
Dark: that’s unfortunate
In a fic I wrote, Dark gets stabbed with a (supernatural) hunter’s knife. He calmly yanks it out and says, “Pity. I really did like this suit.”