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i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty 🙂 🙂 🙂 Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk 🙂 🙂 You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY

👏FAIRIES

👏CAN

👏MAKE

👏FAIRY

👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

This post gets worse every time I see it

OhmyGOD

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

Quit excluding Centaurs because they’re half human!

Not ALL lamiae eat children! Stop stereotyping!

#NotAllGiants say Fee Fi Fo Fum

#NotAllGiants can smell the blood of Englishmen

#NotAllGiants grind bones to make their bread

#NotAllGiants!

oh my god @overexciteddragon

WHY DID YOU TAG ME ON THIS BUT ALSO I HAVE THE NEED TO READ AN ENTIRE FUCKING NOVEL SERIES

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole


if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

This is just discourse in the world of that new Pixar movie, Onward.

!!!

Stop. Calling. Naga. Sea. Dragons!

It erases the Naga culture and needs to stop!

#nagaerasure

What We Do in the Shadows: Social Media Edition

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRGAONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

It got worse

IF YOU’RE NOT PART SERPENT YOU DON’T GET TO USE “SNEK”

ONLY LAMIAS AND NAGAS CAN CALL EACH OTHER SNEKS

edit: ok basilisks can too, thanks @ deadlysmile

edit 2: ouroboros are VALID

edit 3: guys please stop sending me asks with other very fine serpentine creatures I made this post after a group of h*mans called me a snek ok i was distraught and i might have eaten one and i rly dont need this tension rn

EDIT 4: MERFOLK ARE NOT EXEMPT I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE AN EEL FRIEND

( @dovewithscales it grew again, have you seen it in awhile? )

Ye gods, this again. Guys for the last time, demon is just a corruption of the Greek word for spirit, daemon. They’re not evil.

Neither daemon nor tulpa have anything to do with servitors.

Medusa isn’t a type of creature it’s the name of a goddess. The creature type is a gorgon.

Budge and Bulfinch are garbage. Stop quoting them.

The Minotaur did nothing wrong. Theseus was just a dick.

And for fuck’s sake wyverns are dragons.

OMG, that last one sounded legit! XD

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