Ain’t it Funny (The FK Remix)

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Author’s Note: Filk of the Murder Remix of Jennifer Lopez’s “Ain’t It Funny” feat. Ja Rule and Caddillac Tah. Originally written for FF.net, but later pulled due to their ever-changing rules.


Rap #1 (Nick):
Immortal Inc.
Yes now it’s all about you
And damn, I wish you knew
The way you make me feel
It’s all completely real
Our situation doesn’t matter
I just wanna make you smile
Make you feel better
N to the A-T
You see
Now people, turn the track up
Now get out of your chairs, get up
Get down on the floor
What are you waiting for?
Now Lambie sing for me

Ain’t it funny
Because we’re so different, you and me
People don’t get that we’re not just history
They just don’t seem to understand
I’ll be your lady as long as you’re my man
When it feels so right, how can it be wrong
After twelve years we’re still going strong
We’ve been through the worst and best
And we’ve lasted longer than the rest

Ain’t it funny
Baby we’re so different but we’ve stuck together
Love can be crazy
But we’ve outlasted the worst weather
Ain’t it funny
Baby we’re so different but we’ve stuck together
Love can be crazy
But we’ve outlasted the worst weather
Ain’t it funny

I remember how you told me you’d walk away
Even though I needed you to stay
I just wanted you to be there for me
So I wouldn’t spend the rest of my life lonely
But now that you’re still here with me
I’ve got everything I’ll ever need
All I want is for us to be together
And for our love to last forever

Ain’t it funny
Baby we’re so different but we’ve stuck together
Love can be crazy
But we’ve outlasted the worst weather
Ain’t it funny
Baby we’re so different but we’ve stuck together
Love can be crazy
But we’ve outlasted the worst weather
Ain’t it funny

Rap #2 (Nick):
N-I-C-K, that’s me
I know love’s not free
You tell me love don’t cost a thing but you see
Love can’t buy a damn thing without money
You think that I’ll let you starve, honey?
You know I won’t make you go hungry
And ain’t it funny
How they want me ‘cos they know I’ve got money
But I’m not a dummy
What do these people expect from me?
‘Cos all I need is Nat (Lambie!)
And Immortal I-N-C.

I really wish you wouldn’t buy me gifts
I don’t want them ‘cos that not what real love is
There’s nothing for me that you have to bring
I thought I told you love don’t cost a thing
But it doesn’t matter ‘cos I love you still
And don’t you know that I always will
And if our relationship ever comes to an end
Then I hope that we can still be friends

Ain’t it funny
Baby we’re so different but we’ve stuck together
Love can be crazy
But we’ve outlasted the worst weather
Ain’t it funny
Baby we’re so different but we’ve stuck together
Love can be crazy
But we’ve outlasted the worst weather
Ain’t it funny

Baby I know you love me
You want to be part of me
You’re thinking of me
La la la la la la!
Baby you want to be part of me
I know you love me
You’re thinking of me
La la la la la la!

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Last updated on: April 22, 2018

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