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A coda to the episode “Everybody Fang Chung Tonight.” Merton receives an email from Cassandra.


Dear Merton,

Things are going pretty great. I’m currently in Paris, shooting an ad for Calvin Klein jeans. He likes my “classic, yet edgy goth” look, and thinks it would be great for a new promotional.

I also found this fantastic “Nosferatu” collectible off of eBay, which I’d love to send to you, if I may. It’s a one of a kind piece, from the original film set. I’d say more, but I don’t want to spoil the surprise.

Thank you for telling me about the Evil Werewolf Syndicate. Suffice it to say, they won’t be troubling you any further. I won’t be going hungry for a very, very long time either, so you don’t have to worry about me going after Asmodeus again.

I’m sorry things couldn’t work out between us. I really did like you and, if things were different, I’d would have loved to stay with you… either for a human lifetime or for eternity.

I hope you’re doing well. I miss you.

All my love,


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