Could i please do a fluff request with google? Like hes been searching through your browser history and notices you've been looking at pictures of puppies. A LOT. so one day you come home from work to find your entire house filled with puppies of all breeds. And google is just standing off to the side all smug. Sorry, I've been reading a bunch of fluff fic lately Asked by originofthedragonjim
(OMG, Google fluff. With puppies! You have no idea how much I’m loving this right now! So here’s a drabble for ya! Enjoy!)
There’s a cacophony of high-pitched yapping and whimpers as you enter your home, and see the floor covered in wriggling, furry bodies.
“Uh, Google? What… what’s the meaning of this?”
“Ｍｙ ｃａｌｃｕｌａｔｉｏｎｓ ｈａｖｅ ｄｅｔｅｒｍｉｎｅｄ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｈａｐｐｉｎｅｓｓ ｌｅｖｅｌｓ ｉｎｃｒｅａｓｅ ｂｙ ９．７％ ｗｈｅｎ ｖｉｅｗｉｎｇ ｉｍａｇｅｓ ｏｆ ｐｕｐｐｉｅｓ． Ａｆｔｅｒ ｃｏｌｌａｔｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｃａｌｃｕｌａｔｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｅｒｓｏｎａｌ ｐｒｅｆｅｒｅｎｃｅｓ ｏｎ ｔｙｐｅｓ ｏｆ ｐｕｐｐｉｅｓ ｙｏｕ ｐｒｅｆｅｒ ａｎｄ ｎｕｍｂｅｒ， Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｄｅｔｅｒｍｉｎｅｄ ｔｈｉｓ ａｓ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｓｔ ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ ａｍｏｕｎｔ ｔｏ ｐｅｒｍａｎｅｎｔｌｙ ｓｔａｂｉｌｉｚｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｍｏｔｉｏｎａｌ ｓｔａｔｅ.”
“Google, honey, when I said I loved 101 Dalmatians, I meant the movie.”