Love Don’t Cost a Thing (The FK Remix)

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A parody combining the Schoolyard Mix feat. Fat Joe and the Bad Boy Remix feat. P. Diddy of Jennifer Lopez’s “Love Don’t Cost A Thing.” Originally written for FF.net, but pulled due to their ever-changing rules. Also contains one swear word. Natalie sings about how much she loves Nick in spite of what he is and his wealth… and Nick throws in a rap verse for good measure.


My love don’t cost a thing

Nick:
Yeah
Don’t get it confused or twisted
This is a Forever Knight remix
With me and Natalie
Lambie
My girl, let’s get started
Come on

It’s not because of what you are
I don’t want your money or the car
Doesn’t really matter ‘cos
My love don’t cost a thing
I have nothing at all to hide
I just want you by my side
That’s all I really want
‘Cos love don’t cost a thing

(Nick: Lambie)
When I started seeing another man
It was obvious that you gave a damn
Underneath the facade it was easy to see
How much you really care for me
When I took him home the other night
You got jealous, we started to fight
Afterward you just walked away
I wish I had the courage to make you stay
(Nick: I couldn’t stay)
It’s not just a game that I’m trying to play
I wish that things didn’t have to be this way
(Nick: Tell me what you want, c’mon)

It’s not because of what you are
I don’t want your money or the car
Doesn’t really matter ‘cos
My love don’t cost a thing
I have nothing at all to hide
I just want you by my side
That’s all I really want
‘Cos love don’t cost a thing

(Nick: Lambie)
I’m gonna take a chance, try and make you understand
I’ll be happy as long as you’re my man
Don’t think that I can be bought when I’m already yours
What I need from you is not available in stores
Don’t be afraid to let me in your heart
‘Cos I really love you for who you are
Your love for me makes me feel fulfilled
I love you more than words and I always will
It’s not just a game that I’m trying to play
I wish that things didn’t have to be this way

It’s not because of what you are
I don’t want your money or the car (baby)
Doesn’t really matter ‘cos
My love don’t cost a thing
I have nothing at all to hide
I just want you by my side
That’s all I really want
‘Cos love don’t cost a thing

Love don’t cost a thing
A thing
A thing
Yeah yeah, yeah…

Nick:
Yeah, I know baby and you know
That I can see this
Love don’t cost a thing you seem to think
I don’t know
Every woman I’ve been with wanted everything
Wanted everything that I could bring
They’d say it was my personality that got them hypnotized
But every relationship I was in was built on lies
They didn’t really care about me
All they wanted was money and immortality
But you’re different ‘cos you don’t want anything
You say that your love don’t cost a thing
Is it really true
That your love don’t cost a thing
I wanna know if it’s real
I wanna know how you really feel
Just tell me that your love for me is real
If you want my heart you’ve got to be honest with me
And have integrity
It should be plain to see
That I’m tired of women who use me for their own gain
I’m tired of the heartache, struggles and the pain
So much has happened in my life
Now I just want to settle down
Have a few children and a wife
You know what I mean
Just go straight, come clean
Leave the past behind
Have a real love that I can call mine
Someone on bad days to tell me it’ll be fine
If your love is true
Then that won’t be impossible for you to do
And life won’t mean shit without you

It’s not the money that you’ve got (Nick: no)
That can hit just the right spot (Nick: that’s right)
And get the keys into my heart (Nick: sing it)
Think that can win my heart (Nick: no)
Don’t know what’s in my heart (Nick: yes I do)
(Love don’t cost a thing)
I think we need to spend some time (Nick: all right)
And talk about where we’re gonna be (Nick: yeah)
If you’re gonna be with me (Nick: Just you and me)
And be part of my life
So I can be your wife
(Nick: Let’s break it down right here)

Nick:
Yeah
Yeah
I like this right here
Just c’mon c’mon
Just bounce for me like this
Just bounce for me like this
Just bounce for me like this

Doesn’t really matter ‘cos (Nick: Really?)
My love don’t cost a thing (Nick: Lambie)

It’s not because of what you are
I don’t want your money or the car
Doesn’t really matter ‘cos
My love don’t cost a thing
I have nothing at all to hide
I just want you by my side
That’s all I really want
‘Cos love don’t cost a thing

It’s not because of what you are
I don’t want your money or the car
Doesn’t really matter ‘cos
My love don’t cost a thing
I have nothing at all to hide
I just want you by my side
That’s all I really want
‘Cos love don’t cost a thing

It’s not because of what you are
I don’t want your money or the car
Doesn’t really matter ‘cos
My love don’t cost a thing
I have nothing at all to hide
I just want you by my side
That’s all I really want
‘Cos love don’t cost a thing

It’s not because of what you are
I don’t want your money or the car
Doesn’t really matter ‘cos
My love don’t cost a thing
I have nothing at all to hide
I just want you by my side

(Fade Out)

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Last updated on: May 29, 2018

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