Loverboy (The FK Remix)

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Author’s Note: Parody of Mariah Carey’s “Loverboy” feat. Twenty II, Shawnna, Ludacris and Da Brat. Natalie gets the lead vocal and the others get to do a guest rap. Originally written for FF.net in 2002, but pulled due to their ever-changing rules.


Aah! Hee……..
No way
Natalie’s got a vampire
(Psst……..)
Yeah
Nick and Nat sittin’ in a tree
S-U-C-K-I-N-G
Aah! (uh-huh, uh-huh baby)
Aah! (uh-huh, uh-huh baby)
Aah! (uh-huh, uh-huh baby)
Woooo…….

I want him, I want him, I want him, I want him
I need him, I need him, I need him, I need him
I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him
I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him

Nick:
Damn, is is the beating of her heart
Or the smell of her hair
How her pretty lips part
Or the weight of her stare
She doesn’t give a damn
About my history
Or for what I am
She really loves me for me

LaCroix:
Nicolas you’re kidding yourself
Mortal lovers
Die when you play with them
Undercover
You gotta see
You’ll only take her
You’ll laugh now
But you’ll cry later

Nick:
I don’t think you understand my side
Tell me why
My feelings I can’t hide
I know you’re just jealous
Trying to break us
‘Cos you couldn’t have Fleur
But you can’t part us

LaCroix:
It’s clear to see
That mortal love never lasts
You know that
It’s in your past (Nick: Say what?)
There will be others in your lifetime other than
The one whose love you have now
There will be more again

I got myself a lover
Who lives in the dark
And he’s entranced by
The beat of my heart
And when my immortal love
Takes me for a ride
In the Caddy I know it’s
Gonna be fine

He’s all mine
And his lovin’ gets me high
When he takes me away
I just want him to stay my loverboy

Loverboy take me away
With you I really want to stay
I hope it’ll be this way
Always forever
Loverboy how I want you
And I know you want me too
And I know no matter what it’s
Always forever

I got myself a lover
Who knows what I like
It’s like I’m in heaven
When I feel him inside
‘Cos when my immortal love
Takes me for a ride
In the Caddy I know it’s
Gonna be fine

I get weak
When he speaks so softly
Every day I pray and pray
That he’ll just stay my loverboy

Loverboy take me away
With you I really want to stay
I hope it’ll be this way
Always forever
Loverboy how I want you
And I know you want me too
And I know no matter what it’s
Always forever

I want you to take me now
I want you to take me now
Please tell me you feel
The same way that I do
I’m intoxicated
Fascinated
I thank heaven that I’ve known you
I want you to take me now
I want you to take me now
I want you to take me now
Woooooo………….
Thoughts of you invade my head
I toss and turn in my bed
During the daylight hours I long for you
It’s like nothing I’ve known
That’s the reason why
Even though I’m real shy
I can’t help but smile when I’m with you
Indeed I do ‘cos of you

Vachon:
You’re a rare kind of innocent
A vision of love
You adore me
Despite what my past’s made up of

Tracy:
What I see in you
Is for my eyes only to see
And I’ve seen the best and worst
Of what there is to see
And I’m still your girl

Vachon:
And I’m still your man
I’ll love you the best I can
I promise that we’ll be together
Forever

Tracy:
And ain’t it funny, my love
That they can’t understand
Any of
What we’re a part of
Well, that’s their problem
Not ours
Can’t try to stop us
From loving each other so much ‘cos
We’re unbreakable
And our love’s untameable

Vachon:
Well girl, we can do this tonight
All day and all night
Can’t stop this without a fight
That’s right
Fantasy becomes reality
Whatever you want me to do, just tell me
You can be sweet or obscene

Tracy:
Now you see I didn’t know
Wherever I wanna be we can go
Other girls wish they had this flow
Only in their dreams, yeah
All my ladies let me hear you scream:
“Hate on me much as you want to
But you’ll never be with my man
You’ll never take him from me”
(Natalie: From me….)
“Hate on me much as you want to
But what I’ve got you’ll never see
You’ll never take him from me baby”
(Natalie: Loverboy….)

Loverboy take me away
With you I really want to stay
I hope it’ll be this way
Always forever
Loverboy how I want you
And I know you want me too
And I know no matter what it’s
Always forever

Loverboy take me away
With you I really want to stay
I hope it’ll be this way
Always forever
Loverboy how I want you
And I know you want me too
And I know no matter what it’s
Always forever

Loverboy take me away
With you I really want to stay
I hope it’ll be this way
Always forever

(Fade Out)

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Last updated on: April 21, 2018

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