A Very Sparkly Wedding, Starring Edward and Bella

A filk I wrote in the LJ comm “whysofailsmeyer” when news broke that Bill Condon was hired as director for the Breaking Dawn film. The title, however, is a placeholder until I think of something better (or someone else comes up with a good one). [EDWARD:] All my stalking has paid off! Now those werewolves…

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Love Don’t Cost a Thing (The FK Remix)

A parody combining the Schoolyard Mix feat. Fat Joe and the Bad Boy Remix feat. P. Diddy of Jennifer Lopez’s “Love Don’t Cost A Thing.” Originally written for FF.net, but pulled due to their ever-changing rules. Also contains one swear word. Natalie sings about how much she loves Nick in spite of what he is…

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Play (The FK Remix)

Filk of the Sack International remix of Jennifer Lopez’s “Play.” Originally written for FF.net in 2002, but pulled due to their ever-changing rules. A rallying cry from the shows fans to the SciFi channel for a “Chain Reaction” marathon. Uh-huh Yeah Brought across in 12-two-eight Now it seems about six years too late To bring…

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I’m Real (The FK Remix)

Author’s Note: Filk of the Murder Remix of Jennifer Lopez’s “I’m Real” feat. Ja Rule. Originally written in 2002 for FF.net, but later pulled due to their ever changing rules. Nick: Come on and say it – what’s my name? Nat: N-I-C-K Nick: I love you girl so let’s just stop playing games Nat: It’s not supposed to be…

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About Last Knight

Author’s Note: Filk parody of “The Beat Goes On,” as covered by Britney Spears (I still prefer the Sonny & Cher version, myself). Originally written in 2002 for FF.Net, but pulled due to their ever-changing rules. Mortal blood keeps flowing through your veins Ladi dadi di, ladi dadi da It seems impossible to ignore the…

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