Stone in Love

This is inspired by Gehayi and Zelda Queen’s sporking of Barbara Walker’s story “The Gargoyle” (from Walker’s Feminist Fairy Tales collection) in the das-sporking comm. That story is essentially ripoff!Gargoyles meets Twilight in France. Yes, it’s every bit as awful as you think it sounds. But here, I took the basic idea and, rather than having the Gargoyle stalk Marie…

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Beauty Within

Long story short: this was inspired by Gehayi and Zelda Queen’s sporking of Barbara Walker’s “Ugly and the Beast” (from Walker’s Feminist Fairy Tales anthology) at the das-sporking comm. Walker’s version of the tale is AWFUL, and fails on every conceivable level, all while ignoring the point of the B&TB tale in the first place. (And even…

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Good Boy

Oh God, this prompt. THIS FUCKING PROMPT. It’s so much easier to parody a writer you hate than mimic an author you love (and the one time I tried the latter, I got accused of swallowing a thesaurus). So, as many authors as I like out there with their awesome work, and them getting down…

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Liquid Courage

Ok, so after a false start back in July, my 30 Days of Fandom challenge is FINALLY back on! So, it turns out the folks that wrote the “30 Days of Inspiration” PDF mis-numbered the prompts, so it’ll be 32 prompts rather than just 30. Lucky me. Hopefully, though, that means I’ll finally get the…

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The One Where I’m a Student in Professor Emerson’s Class

I place myself in Sylvain Reynard’s novel “Gabriel’s Inferno” to give the asshole Alpha Male love-interest Professor Gabriel Emerson a piece of my mind. Professor Emerson glared at Julia. “Is English your first language?” The chubby blonde girl in dark clothing sitting to Julia’s left snorted in disgust. Emerson’s glare transferred to that girl. “Something…

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