The Overlord’s Wife

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“Wonderful news, darling! My plan for world domination is a resounding success! Since you’ve been patient with my schemes, a nice shiny new Australia is all yours!”

“Australia? But… why?”

“Oh dear, I thought you’d be impressed. They have koalas, the Sydney Opera and digeridoos!”

“…and huge spiders. Can’t I have Italy instead? They have operas too. There’s beautiful cathedrals and vineyards. It’s warm nearly year round, and the beaches are lovely.”

“Italy… well, that’s a relief. For a moment, I thought you’d say France.”

“What’s wrong with France?”

“Ummm… I might have nuked it a bit.”

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Last updated on: May 29, 2018

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